This is not a joke. You won’t see any sarcastic comments, or as WolfmanK puts it, my one-of-a-kind “snarkiness”.
Here, now, in plain English, a simple plan to ELIMINATE the steroid problem from the sport I so deeply love.
It’s actually simple, in fact it almost feels like I’m pushing the Staples Easy button.
I’ll break it down for you as if I were a MLB player.
Any drug, any supplement, any vitamin I’m even THINKING about taking, I take to the team doctor, an employee hired by the league. I ask him simply if I can take it. If he says yes, he signs an affidavit to that effect. I file that document with my lawyer, my agent, and with the league office.
Then, if that substance comes back in the future as having a problem, *BAM!* Out comes the affidavit, the player is in the clear, completely blameless.
